The Raisin Poodle Cookie

The Raisin Poodle Cookie

This cookie looks like a dog, I'm thinking its a poodle. It has a nose in the middle and a tongue at the bottom. It also has two eye sockets, though I'm not sure what happened to its eyes. Maybe they were gouged out by the ChocolateChip Pit Bull Cookie. Anyways, if it were entered in a dog competition, I think it would win Best of Show, despite the lack of a body.

Popcorn

Popcorn,
I am really sorry about what happened to you. I didn't really think it would end that way, you know? I mean, when I first looked at your expiration date, I knew you were sort of too old for me. December 2007, wow. But I had high hopes for you. So, I'm sorry that you got thrown out in the end. I'm sorry that you had to suffer an excruciating 2:15 minutes in the microwave, where your innards burst open, only to be thrown out after. I'm sorry that my mom suggested that you might be rancid. I'm sorry that I only ate two pieces of you before pronouncing you chewy. I should've gotten through the whole bag first to make such a judgement. And because of that, you were thrown into the blue bin, and by now you're probably riding around in the garbage truck. So I'm sorry. Its not fair.