Cookie Commotion

Heyyyy! We's cookiez are throwin some crazee partay on the table next ts'day. We's gonna have some great times. Lasts times we's had some party, snick'doodle towdally fell off onto the chair, man, it was crazay. He's had to gets some reparational surgery in the crazy house since then. We's went to go visits 'im dis one time and like, its wazzis insanity. Yeahh... But likes, we's gonna have a DJ from the fridge comes and shakeses us up. I think Choc-Chip booked his sec'nd cus, Choc-syrUP. He's one hard partiers, I tellses you, man. He plays them tuneses from lawk, ts'day til the nexted ts'day. Maybes even we gets liek, Frostthe-ing to come and we's can dip in him fah some extras recreational stuffs. Sugah's gots some good relationships with Frostthe-ing, you know hows them sugar cookiez gets with their frostin', man. Raisin'daRoof might even stops us by, and dose raisin cookees sure are squareses some timeses. Da only fooles we's not invitin' are dose fricken stores-bought, fact'ry-made cookees. Deys some idiots. Deys don't know some how to partay. Deys don't dance til the lite. Deys are 'ristocratic. Deys are snobses. We's don't want nuthin' to do wid dem. But its gonna be some greats timeses if you hits us up at da party dis ts'day. 'member, is at da table. You's come, you's enjoys youself. Us cookeez, we's don't discrim'nate. We's are just likin' to partay up da kistchen. Pieces outs nows, man.